Everyone please welcome our latest contributor, Lana Robbins, aka Ululani, aka Super ‘Oiwi Supremist Chick! :D

If you haven’t seen the flames on http://www.hawaiiankingdom.info, suffice it to say that she’s completely convinced that those who are antagonistic to her point of view are by definition, racist. Quite ironic, considering her own evident racism (http://realhapas.com).

Anyway, those are the basics – hopefully a light roasting here will serve to entertain our dear readers.

Oh, and to start off, let me apologize to Lana for my incorrect but understandable assumption that someone who inherits property from their parents is fairly well off – apparently she was below the poverty line while she was going to school at Kamehameha, and I assumed that anyone who could will land in Hawaii to their children had to be well off. Her parents must have made a killing in the stock market when she was in college! :)

Anti-annexation petitions – Page 820

Interesting analysis of the oft-referenced anti-annexation Kue petition.

Apparently, it was rife with fraud.

For those who don’t want to download each page individually, here’s a 16mb PDF:

Anti-Annexation Petition Fraud.pdf

And here’s a slightly less detailed, but still readable 2.9mb PDF (Acrobat 7.0 compatible):

Anti-Annexation Petition Fraud – optimized.pdf

Here’s a 2.9mb PDF optimized for Acrobat 6.0:

Anti-Annexation_Petition_Fraud_-_optimized.pdf

Two thousand and five has come to an end
So now is the time to catch up with friends

In January we did both receive
News so good it was quite hard to believe
We were to expect a bundle of joy
Not knowing if it would be girl or boy

The next few months saw Amani so ill
And doctors searched long to find the right pill

As a manager Jere blazed a fine trail
And in his new post is doing quite well

In May our apartment we did vacate
And into our first house did relocate

In June to the giant redwoods we went
About a week with the tall trees we spent

In August Jere’s mom came on to the scene
To help out with baby and fine cuisine

Amani transferred to a brand new school
Where people are nice, the commute not cruel

September brought what we had waited for
A beautiful girl, Tomi we adore

Cameron, eight, is in second grade
He is a good brother and well behaved

And in this manner has our year gone by
So it would seem in the blink of an eye

We send you good thoughts and tidings of cheer
To those who are far and those who are near

We wish you peace, love and joy in the mix
May they come your way in two thousand six.