As posted on comments:

Secondly, you are fucking violating state law by claiming that you are Hawaiian and I quote:

“Hawaiian” means any descendant of the aboriginal peoples inhabiting the Hawaiian Islands which exercised sovereignty and subsisted in the Hawaiian Islands in 1778, and which peoples thereafter have continued to reside in Hawaii.

Seen at…S_0010- 0002.htm

How are you going to fucking TWIST THAT ONE NOW, JERE?

You cannot. You are caught for the liar that you are.
Lana | Homepage | 01.17.06 – 7:38 am

My she seems upset.

If you actually look at the law she cites, though, it is clear the definitions there only apply to that chapter.

“§10-2 Definitions. In this chapter, if not inconsistent with the context:”

Or perhaps she thinks it’s illegal to use the word “Administrator” to mean anything other than “administrator of the office of Hawaiian affairs”.

So for all of you proud Hawaiians out there, who don’t have oiwi blood, fear not, you are not violating the law by declaring your pride. The government has not admonished you to use the term “Hawaiian” only as a racial classification, and it would not have the authority to do so even if it wanted to. We are all equal, and our freedom of speech is a protected constitutional right.

Lana Ululani Robbins is wrong again.


Update: Apparently Lana also wants the attorney general of the State of Hawaii to seek the death penalty for my usage of the word “Hawaiian”:

As posted on


You have just shown us that you are not Hawaiian.


If so I warn you… I WILL contact the state Attorney General and heads WILL ROLL.
Lana | Homepage | 01.17.06 – 8:16 am | #

That is… YOUR HEAD.
Lana | Homepage | 01.17.06 – 8:17 am | #

Wow. Maybe I’m the one who needs to get a restraining order! :)


Update: Looks like Lana Robbins the neo-facist has been out bashing people for their self-identification since 2004! Here’s some commentary on her demands for the use of the word “hapa”: post

4 Thoughts on “Lana Ululani Robbins Is Wrong Again

  1. OMFG. Lana Ululaniokekaihawanawana Robbins is a housecleaner.


  2. Uh oh. Lana has the NAPC logo on her home page for Aloha Cleaning, Inc.:

    However a check of the NAPC site shows her membership expired 7/16/2005!

    (Search for “Robbins”)

    Although, I guess the NAPC is pretty much a formality:

    “Although we strive to promote professionalism among our membership, we have no performance or professional criteria for registration. Members can join NAPC simply by paying an annual membership fee.”

    Tsk, tsk. Gotta keep up with those memberships!

  3. Keoni Devereaux, Jr. on 12/1/2010 at 2:24 am said:

    I love the fact that you address the truth specially on Lana Ululani Robbins. This bitch had done something very wrong with my privacy. I applaud you for addressing these issues on that “hatemonger” woman! Thank you!

  4. Krista on 4/14/2018 at 3:17 pm said:

    She also calls anyone who calls out Chinese real estate developers who are taking advantage of “family homes” to build McMansions a “racist.” Because she is “1/4 Chinese”.

    This was some back and forth from a convo with her and another person:

    S: “The homes going up in Kahala and Kaimuki aren’t for local families. Those are just the ones I can see and have interacted with during the holidays. These are vacation spots and short terms for businesses to put up employees. These places have changed our drainage patterns, since most are end to end cement. They also changed the breeze patterns and because of all the cement, summer is going to be a boiler. Having regulations helps balance a homeowner’s wants with the needs of the neighborhood.”

    (This was my comment:)
    Me: “Lana, you are STILL blatantly refusing to see how the ‘family homes’ thing is being taken advantage of by profit-driven landlords. I said the same thing to you last year that S just did, and you dismissed it back then, too. Please stop playing dumb, it’s getting very tiresome.”

    This was her reply:
    Lana Ululani Robbins: “Actually many are. I do not appreciate the racism as some are Chinese. Racism is not a Hawaiian trait. Aloha.”

    Followed by:

    “Your racism directed to Chinese people is blatant and offensive. By the way I am 1/4th Chinese. Like I stated… stick to what you know.”

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