By my clock, I was able to order my dear wife the new Verizon iPhone at 2:55AM EST.
Using the same old Nationwide Talk Family Share 700 plan I had before, just had to pay $249.99 for the phone, and sign up for an extra $29.99 for the “unlimited email & web”. Add in tax, and no employee discount (though I did get the $50 bucks for the new-every-two thing, I believe), comes out to $323.11 I had to put on a credit card.
Now all I need to do is make sure they can block text messaging on the damn thing. Homie don’t pay for texts when they don’t cost the carrier a damn bit of bandwidth.